Friday, May 20, 2016

A Toy Story.

I don't know what this is, or what its name is...but I do know that I do not like it at all.  It is too skinny to get any vaginal pleasure from it what so ever, so I did not try....and two hard and long to want to stick it in my butt, that was accually the first thing I thought about doing with it, but it doesn't have a flared base to keep from getting sucked in, and it just really doesn't seem appealing at all.
I found it in a drawer in my boyfriends room, he doesn't know if it was left by an ex, or if it was something that belonged to an ex of one of his brothers, or maybe it was his mothers? Who knows we don't know, but I am not one to let go sex toys go to waste I didn't want to throw it away. So I washed it, and I put battery's in it, and accually for being something that probably cost $5 the motor was not so bad, I accually wouldn't mind using this to stick into a clone a willy to make it vibrate vs the one the clone a willy comes with.
But in the end I just gave this away to some poor, for lack of a better word 'white trash', tweeker that lives on my street! She came over one day asking me for sex toys, because she heard I did reviews. I guess she was horny. So I gave her a bag of trash ones, cheap ones from Walgreen's and Spencer's that I never touch! That was my good deed...helping out the less fortunate and horny and this toy I really had no desire to stick into my body, found a home!

Kink Craft Paracord Handcuff Kit

So Kink Craft is a fun little company that sends you supply's and you get the instructions from their site and you make your own sexy time toys!!! So if you are the crafty sort this may be right up your alley. I do love crafting so I was stoked on this!!! I accually won it in a giveaway Joanne Reviews was having...I wanted this fun clear dildo that had rainbow cubes inside, but hey this is what I got, and I am just grateful to have won something. This was accually the first thing I ever won, like ever!!! In my whole 28 years of existence!!! So I am stoked on that!!!

So this came in a beautiful purple box, wrapped in a purple ribbon and stuffed with pink tissue paper!! It came with a card with a code and website for getting your instructional video. A wooden stick which i still have not found out the use for, para cord, and a plastic clip! Mine also came with Joanne's super cute business card, but yours won't!!!

Now the hardest part for me, was trying to get the instructional video!! There was a lot of different options when it came to this handcuff kit, different string length and what not, and I didn't know exactly which one this was! Plus for the first couple days of trying I was going to the completely wrong area to get the video! Now if you accually order your kit from them it comes with the video and you should not have the issue I had, I think it was only this way because I had won it from a second party and it didn't just come directly from them! Maybe when you order you will get your video access right then!?! But hey I don't know, but lets hope so!!!

 I basically gave up on trying to get my instructional video, because I wanted it right here and now! So I figured you can find anything on the internet, and I found a tutorial on you tube for making para-cord bracelets this is what I wanted to learn the stitch! Now this did not help me to make the hand cuffs because it did not tell me where to put the metal ring that makes this separate into the two cuffs. But I did wind up with a bitching dog collar!

I did end up emailing kink craft and they respond super quick and I got my issue resolved and got my actual instructional video!So know that they have great customer service! So I do need to go back and undo a few stitches on my "collar" to get to the point where I can add the metal ring and then re-stitch it and finish it up!!! 

This is an easy to do project if your into this sort of thing, I love learning new crafting skills; crochet, chain stitch, finger knit, everything new and different is fun if I am good at it!!! I was good at this I caught on pretty quick, though I kept forgetting which direction I was supposed to go next so I kept the video playing as I would do it, and fast forward and rewind as necessary! 

These also will make for a nice tough pair of handcuffs, the rope is real firm when stitched up. So it would be nice and tough but not painful like a metal handcuff can get. If you have seen the bracelets at the store and tried them on you would get an idea of how these would feel as a handcuff! 

The fun thing about this kit, is you could totally buy a second one and make this a project to do with your kids, have them make some friendship bracelets while you make your handcuffs & really it is not obvious what you are making so it would be a fun thing to do with the kids!!! & If you are into collars or have a pet, you could totally do what I did and make yourself a collar!!

Check out KinkCraft for some other fun projects
Make your own flogger, or whip,or handcuffs, and they are also coming up with some fun vinyl projects so make sure to check them out and support their cute company!!!
and check out Joanna's Reviews her blog is really nice and she does reviews of some super neat toys!
Opening up my box of treasure!

The start of the stitch 

                                                            I am getting somewhere!!!