love honey sensual glass g spot dildo

I absolutely love this glass toy by lovehoney! At first I was one of those dummies who thought, "oh no glass is fragile what if it chips and I get a cut?" But this is borosilicate glass, and we all know pyrex glass it is sturdy as f**k, and really no breaking it going to happen!
Glass is amazing, especially if your a fan of temperature play like I am. I keep this bad boy in the freezer all the time, so when I wanna play its already ice cold and ready to go!! It does warm up from your body in time, but it stays cold for a pretty decent about of time!!
This is a double headed toy and great for texture or g spot stimulation. Also the fact that there is a barrier on the bumpy side tells me it'd be great for anal play if that's your thing!
Personality I only bought it for hitting my gspot while solo or while my partner is going down on me! I did stick in the other side once but really its not my get down, I don't like the bumpy and prefer it as a handle and boy does it make a great handle, your not gonna slip and loose your grip while getting nutty on your gspot! I chose this toy because it is hard with a good curve like the infamous njoy pure wand, but way more affordable! Also I have been eyeing glass toys since seeing someone bang herself with one in a porno when I was 17, and it just looked so pretty and classy!
I love that it is so easily cleaned, and that I can use any lube on it! This would be a great addition to any toy collection! My idea of the most perfect simple collection would include 1 glass, 1 duel density dildo, and one wand with attachments for all occasions! Boom, done perfect ready for all sexy situations! For around $300 you can have variety and versatility, and really not have to take up a ton of room storing them!

This toy is 8.5' inches 5' inch insertable 5.75' circumference! This sexy toy only costed me $20 because I got it on a sale, but it regularly goes for $30 Buy it here I can't wait to try more glass toys in the future!

                                                   Burrr, this baby is super cold and frosty!!

Giveaways!!!

This lovely lady is giving away your choice item from the lovehoney desire collection!!
They look like good quality items I am hoping to win the wand!!
Try your luck at winning something good!!!
http://kinkybikermom.com/2016/01/16/giveaway-your-desire-collection-choice/

Also my favorite blogger Miss Ruby Reviews is having a Vibease giveaway, pink or purple!!
I am hopping to win this beautiful toy!! Since there is two you should try to win too, there is 16days left to win!  http://missrubyreviews.com/review-vibease/ you can read her review on it here!!
and try to win one here,  http://bit.ly/1K5Eowy

My 2 favorite pornstars

Bonnie Rotten and James Dean!! Hot damn who can think up a better combo?? That is like one I wished was real...then I looked on porn hub, and hot damn it is!!!
Bondage Fantasy has it all, everything to get you nice and wet!! It has a cowboy type feel to it, and our favorite tattooed hottie, bondage, squirting, anal, vaginal!

But what has kind of ruined this film for me is reading that Bonnie wasn't having a good time filming this, and that this is the 2nd and last time this dynamic duo will work together since James is foul which is a shame, and kind of makes it a little hard to want to masturbate to this...but fuck what can I say, I can resist! James may or may not be a piece of shit. At first I thought chicks were just hating, trying to ruin his career. But now a female I respect, (not saying i don't respect the others I am sure they are great, I just don't know anything about them) and who has no reason to destroy his image (like his exes may have) is speaking out! Now I know that these allegations have some truth, at the very least he is a disrespectful douche!

Thank goodness this is only my second favorite film. Not my first. my real all time love is a supercult icarus line video, but I can't get it to play on any of my devices, which is a shame! Ain't nothing like it, I love art porn! I need to find some new favorites so it seems! If you know of anything that is artsy porn let me know!!

LUSH life

Lady's I advise that you take a relaxing bath once a week. Play with yourself, savor the smell good, have a drink, light a candle! Love yourself!!! It is so important to do, spending quality time with just you.

Shoot if your tub is large enough take a bath with your partner massage each others backs or feet.

Just savor the moment and enjoy each other!

I have fell in love with LUSH products, they are pricey but so worth it the feeling of calm I get from using a great bath bomb, and the softness I get from the moisturizers in the product, and the amazing smell that it adds to my flesh. I never feel as sexy as I do after a LUSH bath!!

Treat yourself, I recommend it to everyone! Plus who wouldn't want to soak in something with no chemicals that is not only luxurious, but also brightly colored!!

I totally enjoying bringing my partner into the bath with me or bringing my toy to play with myself in the tub, cleaning myself in the process with the essential oil filled water! (probably not great for my ph) After a bath in this because I smell so great I love to go and hop on my hunnys lap and start kissing on him, or just love on myself because I smell so good and my skin is so soft that I can't help but touch myself!!!

So check Lush Cosmetics out, and treat yourself!

JO silicone free hybrid coconut lube

I received all three lubes from JO to do an honest review! These are natural coconut lubricants. They sell as a silicone free hybrid, since it is a fusion of water and coconut oil!
One is original, one is warming, and one is cooling. I personally am not a fan of warming sensations. But if you are, know that these work!! At first they go on normal feeling but as you get going with the friction, the cooling (or warming) starts kicking in!
The texture is so realistic like lady juices only better, because when you rub it together, and you rub and rub it just moisturizes your skin instead of turning all dry and flaky like lady juice. I love the smell I love the texture. I love that it is natural and not sticky or tacky. Now the taste isn't fantastic but it isn't awful either.
Now I never really use silicone lubes because I use silicone toys most of the time, and when having sex with a partner I am a naturally very wet person. But if you need lube during sex you may use a silicone lube since it is water proof for in the shower, and it is long lasting. This will absorb into the skin unlike silicone but it is worth it, putting only natural substance into your body.
This product has easy cleanup, is compatible with every toy, every condom/dental dam, and every opening!
Also if you do love silicone or pure h20 lube, JO makes both!! Check them out!!
This is my go to lube, that I keep right next to my toys. The only time I go for another is when i want to add some flavor to my vulva for my partner in that case i reach for durex, but JO does have h2o flavors which I am looking forward to testing! The only issue i have is the small bottles are hard to squeeze out! But buy a bigger bottle and perhaps that problem won't exist! ;-)

Buy these amazing lubricants from JO

Look at the way it is between my fingers.

and how natural looking it is on my finger!!

Orgasm!!! Yay!!

As some may be aware, I have never been able to have an orgasm, I get wet when having sex and what not, but I don't get the whole body awesomeness that everyone speaks of. I thought I was broken, but then realized NO  I am NOT broken...my partners just don't know how to get me off...and I don't communicate.
That is until I got with my best friend/lover, he got me to cum a huge puddle the first night we made love, but I was so drunk all I remember is the puddle I was sleeping in. Since that night 2 years ago he has been relentlessly trying to get me to have an orgasm again. We tried so many things, but I can't relax, as soon as he gets going good and I get that I gotta pee feeling I push him away. But before all that even I'm tightening up my legs, when I should be spreading them. He was getting so frustrated. I got leg straps to keep my legs spread open and back, and those did help! That night I was soooo close to cumming. I was there, but because I don't communicate what I am feeling, he thought it wasn't going to happen and stopped. Should have spoke up.
Well now two nights ago we were at a friends, and she heard of my problem, and said he must be doing it wrong...well he said fuck that, I know I am doing this shit right. So the next night after church my back was sore, so when we got home, I just got in a bath with my unicorn horn bubble bar from Lush and a beer, and was relaxing. My boy came in the bathroom to hang out with me, and I told him get in. So we sat there in the warm bath just relaxing and chilling. He busted out a joint and I don't really ever smoke, but it was late so I figured eff it, why not and took four hits! Then we got out of the tub and went to the room I was about to just get dressed and go to bed, but he was like no come here and pushed me on to the bed and then kissed his way up my legs. Then slowly kissed on my vulva working his tongue around and inside me. He uses both lips and his tongue to just create amazing sensations. He is so talented! The pussy master, is my nickname for him. Most guys put me to sleep with their wack tongue game, but not him. He makes me squirm and moan. He tricks my pussy by at first using his tongue then switching to his fingers, but creating the same sensation. Then inserts one finger and then the other and starts doing that come hither move. He knows right where my g spot is and he just gets down on it, while feverishly licking my pussy. I cannot help myself but to tense up, but he licks my thigh to relax me, and goes back to what he was doing. Then it happens, I just soak the bed, and he licks his fingers and hand in victory and puts them to my mouth, so I can taste our success as well! Victory finally. Just took a little bit of marijuana to get out of my head and shut down my brain, and a little bit of relaxation!!!

moon cup massacre 6/16/15

As you may be able to tell from the title my experience with the mooncup was a gorey one. My poor boyfriend was involved and is traumatized from the experience. Here's what went down...

(This picture is a reenactment, the real deal was alot more bloody)

I tracked down the mooncup at a holistic pharmacy and got one!!
The size A which is there larger size, since I am 27 and have kids.
It seemed to be perfect in size. Inserting it was a breeze. Which was a surprise I thought I'd have trouble since there's no plasic applicator for cups. ( I wanna invent one though, that would be neat). I kept it in all day like 12hrs. No problems at all till it became time to remove the sucker. I assumed it would be a sinch since it has that long little steam. But I could not locate it, I tried bareing down, doing kegals, pooping (since that pushes out tampons), squatting one leg up, sitting. I watched youtube videos. I breathed and focused on staying calm and collected. But nothing worked. Finally when I was like fuck guess its gonna have to stay in me forever....I got my lovely vagina expert of a bf to come help me!!! He so deserves a reward/award for this...because really I dont know any other guy who would do this.....
He searched around in there and located the lil devil, pulled it down to wear it could be grabbed somewhat and then tried to leave it to me...well that shit was slippery and I couldnt get it. Not with gloves. Not with toilet paper. So he went in and grabbed it from the base, above the stem and yanked. It came out and blood spattered all over the bathtub floor and walls, my legs, his arm and hand. And it stunk so frickin bad.
He was soo traumatized. I was like aww poor baby do u got p.t.s.d now. Haha. I gave him a bj as a thank you!

Sometimes he is really the best.

As for the menstral cup I cleaned it and put it away.

 In search for one with a tab or finger loop. I may try tying a string around the stem and puling it like a tampon. more reviews to come and updates if use improves on this one!!