Friday, December 30, 2016

Satisfyer Pro 2

Ohhh my gosh!!! What can I say about this toy! Besides that I am in love!!!!! This has got to be my 2ed most used toy, besides my vixen mustang!!! This goes with me on trips, goes with me to the bath, and sits beside my bed and not in the toy box with the majority of my toy!!!
I got this toy and the womanizer around the same time, and I wanted to do a comparison and that in turn made it harder for me to write reviews about them fairly! I now feel like I am in the head space to do so, after having done my comparison video on you tube, and speaking all of there pros and cons aloud! I still want to compare as I am writing, but I am going to do this as if the womanizer doesn't exist and then do the womanizer review as if this toy doesn't exist.
So here goes nothing!!!



So this toy is beautiful! It has a slick classy design, that is perfect for holding in your hand, I almost feel like it is the perfect size to be able to hold it in place while being penetrated. (But that is hard to acomplish without getting knocked off the spot a few times). Its small, light, and easy to handle and manipulate!  It is a lovely rose gold color, and the buttons are soft and easy to push! The opening is the perfect size for my clit, but remember all bodies are different! But the satisfyer company now makes so many different models, all with different sucker sizes that you will for sure find one that is the right size for your body!

Just some of the different models!

The charge holds for a decent amount of time, I think I have used this 20+ times and I am still on my first initial charge. Also the price point on this toy is fantastic, it is affordable for everyone!!! Right now you can purchase this model on Amazon for the low price of $45.50, you can't go wrong with that!!! You can also buy a 5 piece set of replacement tips for $29.95 which you could split the cost with a couple girlfriends, so you can share the toy!
The pro 2 comes in a simple plastic box, with a plastic pull out tray, I feel like it is pretty environmentally friendly in that it doesn't have a box that is too big, or a box inside a box using more paper then necessary. It is just a simple to the point package. Right now I still keep my toy stored in the original packaging for safe keeping. It comes with the usb cord for charging but not the port to plug into, I guess they figure you have one of those already somewhere. (Which to be fair, I do!) Then it comes with a paper instruction booklet, that to is simple and to the point!
The toy itself is 2 x 3.7 x 7.9 inches and weighs 3.5 ounces, is made from ABS plastic, and the tip is a smooth, soft silicone. It runs on a lithium ion battery, that is rechargeable using the little magnetic charger that attaches to the two contact points on the bottom of the toy. This is a sucky type of charger in my opinion, in that it constantly disconnects if even moved slightly. So you must make sure it is on good, and in a place to charge where it will not be bumped. The toy does blink while charging and will stay fully lit when fully charged, so that does allow you to know that it is on the charger still, and if it is done and ready to go!!!! Which is great, no guessing on if it has been the correct amount of time on the charger.
So this toy shows it getting dipped in water, which leads me to assume it is completely water proof. But I have never fully submerged my toy. I have used it in the bath at least 7 times, and had no problems. But that has been just getting half of it wet, basically only what is necessary to get it onto my clit underwater without fully submerging it! I am kind of nervous to get the charging area wet! After use in the water I take the tip off and fully dry it!

Their add

If your not aware this is a suction toy, that relies on pulsating air, when the tip creates a seal it makes suction that creates a feeling of sucking on your clit using the air and it is amazing!!! This toy has a large range of intensity settings, 11 in total! But for me I don't really need to ever go up more then 2-3 settings! One issue though is that if you go to far and it is to intense, you have to cycle thru all the settings. Through all the even more intense ones, to get to the beginning and that sometimes is too much for me, and I have to remove it. Now I just turn it off and on again to get to the beginning and avoid the hassle. Another problem is one that is to be had with all these suction toys such as this, and it is that it requires precise placement!

Anyways I would totally recommend this toy to anyone and everyone! It isn't so expensive that it is a scary purchase, and basically with this type of toy it pretty much works for every female who enjoys clit stimulation. I really have nothing negative to say about this toy, then the few little cons listed below. Overall those little cons are nothing compared to the pros of this toy, and the #1 major pro is that this toy will make you cum, and no cons can out weigh that!!!!

Go and get yourself one today, at your local sex shop, or your favorite online shop!


Vibease

So I had received the vibease Bluetooth smart vibrator from Vibease for review. I actually won one, and received one for review in the same week. So I asked them to hold my win, so I could host a giveaway with it to be fair. Instead of ending up with two and giving my win to a friend, figured I would let a reader get it instead!!!! I was super excited about this toy, but ended up a little disappointed. But it isn't bad, and I would recommend it....I just expected more. I'll get into my reasons just keep reading....


So I received my toy from the manufacturer, and if you order it directly from them it will come in a pretty inconspicuous package but the label does say a company name so if someone was nosy enough they could figure out what you ordered. The toy itself came in a beautiful pink and teal box that has a thin cardboard sleeve that is white with the vibease logo on it and information about it on the back, it keeps the box shut and slips on and off easily. Inside you will find the charger, user manual and of course the toy resting in a black foam that is cut perfectly to cradle the toy and prevent it from moving inside the box. Vibease measures 3.1 inches in length and 1.5 in width!

The toy itself is pink or purple and covered in silky medical grade silicone, it is small enough to be pretty discrete even if your wearing leggings and as long as your panties are tight enough you can comfortably wear it in place! It is waterproof which is mandatory if its going to be stuck in your panties and who knows how much fluid you produce!! Also it is USB rechargeable which is a must for toys now a days, because who wants to deal with buying battery's!! To charge it there is a tiny hole (keeps it waterproof) you stab the charger into. Sound wise it is pretty discrete, but on the higher settings people can hear it if your in a quiet room! The toy is powerful, just not enough for me to orgasm! But I am picky, I'm sure for most girls it can totally make them cum!!! But it does make me horny and crave something inside me! I do recommend it! It is definitely great for a tease, your man can have you put it in your panties while he is driving home from the office, and mess with you...so when he gets there you are hot and bothered and ready for him to come and scratch your itch and finish you off!!

So I love this toy when controlling it with your phone, if your not using your phone to control the vibrations it is kind of  a pain in the butt to adjust the setting. Especially if your hiding it in your panties. Plus even if your not the buttons are so small you need to move it away from your lady bits to change the setting, so that is where the phone is a must!!! The first button turns the toy on and off, and the second allows you choose between five different vibration modes. But really most likely you will be having your partner control it or you will be using the app because lets face it who doesn't love being able to just scroll your finger up and down and all around and make the pulse go all over the place!!! Besides being able to create custom vibrations there is also 11 different pulses that are already available for easy one button click use! 

ABOUT THE APP
You need to download an app, which was easily and quickly downloaded onto my galaxy s3 and it installed quickly and didn't take up much space on my phone. Once you download the app you have to create an account and you can set a security pin and even choose to request a code in your privacy settings so you don't have to worry about strangers. Then it has step to step instructions to connect to the vibease. The app connects quickly to your toy via blue tooth, and is it relatively simple to do!
 The app itself is pretty self explanatory to use, and it does have little pop up help guides on some pages your first time using it, to help you along. The first part is a cart and it has downloads, which then will appear over on the next page which is your sounds. It includes nice beach sounds, nature sounds, moaning and those are nice to listen to I guess, instead of hearing the slight sound of the vibrator. I'm not a big fan of these but there is also talking ones and I am not super into those either but I do like 'touch yourself for me','sexy' and the British man saying L words!! Since I am a sucker for a British accent. There are a lot of different sounds and readings to choose from for free and if you don't mind paying for some it is cheap, 10 credits for 99 cents and 25 for 2$ . The downloads cost anywhere from 20-35 credits, though there are alot of free options!!! Also there are samples of each you can listen to before buying. But I feel like these are only really good if you don't put on a porn or some music when you masturbate, then those features on the app could be fun for you to use but I really have no use for them. (I'd rather just listen to earned it by the weekend and some other sexy songs!)
The next part of the app is the most useful and is what makes this a toy for long distance use and for couples to play no matter where they are, and it is the chat feature. You just give your friend your account name that you chose when you first downloaded the app, and then they send you a friend request or vice versa. You can also find friends by email or send a text to add them or to get them to download the app. Once they are your friend you can send each other sexy messages, photos from your phone, or take new photos from the app, and also the most important part the vibe request is there and the controls to control there vibe once the request is approved!
Then the other two parts of the app are like device page which allows you to connect to your toy, and also pick a vibration from there pre-made patterns (that you could also get to using the buttons on your toy) and then there is your settings page that lets your edit your profile, send things to friends, ask for help, and other things.
Then the last and final part of the app is my favorite and is really the only feature I use when playing on my own with this toy, and it is the ability to control the vibration without having to click the buttons manually, or choose one of there pre-made patterns from the app! You can get to my favorite spot by just clicking the logo on the right bottom corner, and from there you can select an ambiance and can completely control the vibration! Its basically what your partner can do when they get the controls from a distance, I just slide my finger across the screen which is convenient. I can make it go all over the place; high, low, fast, slow all with a slide of my finger!!! It is the best part!!!

  As long as you get into it and just really focus on the feeling of pleasure then you could definitely get warmed up with this, before busting out your dildo or Hitachi and finishing the job! But for some people with sensitive clitoris and more imaginative minds, they would probably be able to easily get off completely with this using the app books, or having dirty talk with there partner or a video chat on the computer while there man teases them with the app! That could be a good time. But for me this is more of a tease then anything. It would be good to have on, on my way home from work while my partner controls it and teases me so then by the time I get home I just wanna get fucked!!!!

As for ability to be hidden and discreet this toy is pretty unnoticeable, even while wearing leggings it isn't a huge bulge or anything.
This is it in my thong, under my leggings!
As for sound it is overall pretty quiet, if you were in a location that had some noise I don't think it would be heard. But if you are in a silent office, then definitely someone would be able to hear it and pinpoint the location!



CORRECT ME IF I AM WRONG ABOUT THIS

I do sometimes do camming on the side, and some of those girls make big money giving the viewer control of her toy from a distance, I would love the ability to sell control of my vibease to a viewer. But I don't think that is possible as as far as I know you have to connect your toy to the phones that are going to control it. But I could be wrong that is just the way I did it, and also I read on someone else site that as well. Which is inconvenient for some long distance couples that aren't gonna be able to be together to do the initial programming. But your partner could buy it program it to his/her phone and then mail it to you. Which would be the only way to use it long distance.

Womanizer w500 Vs. Satisfyer Pro 2, which is better???




Who am I to say which is best??? They both have there pros and cons. They also both have there loyal following! I would say I would choose the satisfyer based on my personal preference for a more intense force that orgasm out of you feeling, and also it is more visually appealing for me!
But I also know alot of woman who would choose the womanizer because it slowly and softly lifts the orgasm from you  (unless you turn it up to a hardcore setting) 
I say if you can, find friends who have them and try them and you judge before making a firm decision! 
But definitely if you are a woman you should own one of these two toys!

Monday, December 19, 2016

Pipedream Cat o'nine tails

I got a new
I decided to buy myself a Cat o'nine Tails from Pipedream!!! 
It was actually what I found to be the perfect whip they had at DejaVu love boutique. We tried them all. Most were not enough or were too much!!! This was just right!! I was totally like Goldilocks. To painful, to light, just right! My boyfriend was also getting whips tested on him as well. We took turns whipping and spanking each others arms, legs, and butts with every toy. This was also the best one in his opinion as well, he even liked it better then the crop, which is normally what gives him his favorite sensation! But this thankfully beat it in his opinion, because the crop is what we were originally shopping for. But thanks to this we ended up leaving with one that makes us both happy!!!!

This is from the Pipedream Fetish Fantasy collection, I only paid $18.99 for it. It is made of leather and the handle has metal studs. It is 18.25 inches, the handle is about 9 inches! It only weighs 1.75 oz. (51 grams) 
On amazon about 60% of the people like it, and then 30% were equally split between giving it 3,2, and 1 star. But the majority like it, and for the price it is worth giving it a shot. If you have a local sex shop or spencers gifts, go and test it out!!! I think you will like it. It gives just the right about of sting. Its a perfect beginners toy. It is also a good whip to start your play time with, and then build from, just to slowly build up your tolerance, it is also even good maybe to end a session, when your all stung and cut up, and still want more this would be a good one to use!!!!!
Go buy one!

Club X Shibari Class

 So when I was a young girl I discovered kinky porn, I also would watch real sex on hbo and discover things on that. Due to those discovery's, I always have had a burning desire to get tied up. It looks so beautiful in the movies. I wanted it done to me. I also would see movies with BDSM clubs and that appealed to me for so long. But never did I know where to find one of those places, or a dungeon that had group play parties. I wanted to go watch, observe, learn, and try new things! But not only did I not know where to find something like that, I also did not have a partner who was interested in exploring that with me!
Now finally 10 years later technology has advanced and I can find whatever I want, also I have a partner who not only loves to learn new things, he also loves to please me. He may be a uber christen, and certain times things I enjoy make him nervous as to what God would think. But some how I caught him on a good day, after doing some google searching and finding a bondage class near us. I asked him to go with and he was down! At first I think he was weirded out, but as class progressed he seen that they are all about safety and also were not some weird satan cult, but were actually nice normal wonderful people who are into this. So not only did my boyfriend participate but he is excited to learn about it and attend class with me. He also payed attention, I had him show are room mate what he "learned in class" and he totally did and even attempted to do some other crazy things!! I love it. But enough about me, let me tell you about my discovery.

So last week I was at work and got struck with the idea to find a fetish club, so I googled it. But found nothing but Club X, so I went to there site and seen they offered classes every month near me for only $5, and not only that but the next one was in 2 days at my favorite local sex shop. So I decided I am going to go!!!! To be honest I was a little nervous about what to expect, but I was ready to find out!
So the day came, and we went. When we walked up the stairs to the class, the first thing we seen was a woman in her panties with duck tape over her nipples getting tied up by her partner, while the teacher was teaching next to them. But they weren't demonstrating for him, but were just doing their own thing, and it was such a turn on. It was all I could do to not stare, and pay attention to the teacher instead. We payed our $5 donation,signed our safety waver, showed our ids, and got our class handout! The guy explained that there is a class up north and two down south each month, and each teach 2 different ties. So if you went to both you would learn 6 ties a month! But it will rotate around, so if I went for 3 years to only the 1 up north, I would learn them all! But the class was neat, if you didn't have a partner they would pair you up the best they could, and they made sure everyone who wanted to tie or be tied got that to happen for them before the end of the class. A few more couples who were more advanced did there own thing, more chicks in panties and duck tape. One was a female couple and it was so beautiful watching them play, I wanted to ask to take a photo, but I did not want to interrupt there scene. The chick being tied was so into it moaning in pleasure. I was jealous. But before class had progressed to that, the teacher went over safety and different ropes and contracts and what not. Then taught the first tie, and he actually came and helped me and my boyfriend. Then we had a break and were told we got 10% off at the sex shop, so we went shopping. I got my ticket to ladies night at the store, and bought a new whip and a bra. Then we went back up stairs and learned the second tie which was a hair tie that made hair pulling so much more fun. Both times the instructor helped up and also because we gave him permission to touch me he turned my ties into more advanced body ones, showing my boyfriend and the class how to follow where the rope is leading and make a body tie! Another guy in class gave us a 2nd rope to use, and told my bf how to make the rope vibrate on my clit. So hot. Needless to say after class I went home and ordered some hemp rope online, so we can keep practicing and introduce shibari into our foreplay!
I didn't take any photos except of my tie on my bf, I did the figure 8 on him, so he could watch from a different angle, which actually helped him to understand it better. But you can tell how excited he is to introduce this sexy form of foreplay into our life!!!





check out how to do a hair tie here.
http://basicrope.blogspot.com/2011/03/basic-hair-tie.html


Here is the class hand out!

Check out Club X here!!!




Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Sex Factor

So there is a show hosted by Asa Akira that is like X-factor, but it is sex!!! I learned about it on Vice.com and I was like what the heck....and first was thinking what is this crap! Why would they make this. But then I got home, and got curious. Decided to check it out...I mean why not. Then guess what happened??? I binged watched it all night!!! Finished the last 2 episodes in the morning because it got to late!! That is how good it is, and sometimes you can even get a little hot and bothered from it!!!
If you have not watched it I recommend you do, you can watch it on the website for free sexfactor.com Also if you haven't watched it DO NOT finish reading this post because I will spoil the show!!! But for sure watch it, and pray me and my boyfriend get on it next season. I submitted us both, I don't think I will win. But my boyfriend he WILL win. He can do all the needed things and has all the requirements and skills to make him a winner, and we NEED that $500,000 to buy a home!!! Shit if we both won & kept doing porn!!! woooo!!!! We would be set!!! But that won't happen unless I had a bunch of horrible girls against me, because I'm more like the girl who got 3ed place...but not even as beautiful! :-(  Anyways enough on that...but know this is a fun show, and there is going to be a second season and you can apply to be on it!!!!

VIEW POINT:
  Out of the girls I wanted to win from the very start one of them won!! The guys were all kind of eehhh. One of my faves made it to the top 3, but he did not win! But the guy who won did have the skills, he did a fantastic final scene even though he didn't do the best thought out the

This was the whole cast and my review of their performance and personality! 
Lets start worst to best!
I HATED 3 women and out of 2 I don't even know who should have got kicked first I think...

 Adrian Lee Ray - She would have got let go first if the show was able to progress naturally...but then I wouldn't have got to grow to despise her! 1st off she NEVER should have joined the competition she could not orgasm, because she was a "dead fuck" she just laid there quiet. &then she fucked up this one guys scene because she heard he called her the worst fuck of his life! & to make her worse, she went behind backs and shot a scene with James Deen which fucked her contract with this show. So she should have got let go sooner, and then the guy whose scene she ruined would have stood a chance!
Kaelin Blake - Gosh she is the 2nd worse, she never really fucked, and was really I think ONLY on the show for publicity! She should have NEVER been cast. She ruined scenes for her partners & she also refuses to fuck guys she isn't attractive to and knowing that should have known porn wasn't the place for her! Thats all there is to say on her!
Dani Darko - She just was NOT attractive and did NOT have a good body. But she was DTF at least. She also turned out to be a phycho! But I think Max Hardcore would use her! haha.
Veronica Vain - Her personality was crappy, but besides that she was not bad!
Sydney Gilmour - She was hot I liked her.
Allie Eve Knox - She is a beauty and for pretty porn like those playboy movies she would be great!
Khaya Peake - A freak and beautiful!!! I think she was actually my top pick for a long while but...
Blair Williams - She just had the it factor, she was the PORN star!!! She might be a little larger then I like but dude she just was a freaky girl and she loves to fuck and her smile as she is getting it, she is just real and fantastic I loved her!!!

Now the boys they are all no-bueno I could have found better dudes to cast for this!
Worst to best (kind of...really they were all the worst)...
Barry Newport - He dropped out of the competition and honestly I don't even remember anything about him. So he must have been boring...but he had the cutest face, I think I actually picked him as a fave based on first looks!
Sonny Keegan -  He actually wasn't bad except he was all talk and no action, may have got let go to soon.
David Caspian - I thought he was Hot actually but he creeped people out, he may have done well if given the chance!
The colonel - Ugly and a show hopper. But at least he was able to get it up and pop for the camera, which is more then the other guys could do! He was awkward and didn't have the presence needed!
Johnny Black - I wasn't into him, I don't like his body even but he didn't win so whatever.
Buddy Hollywood - He was cute, and he actually does porn now...so that goes to show if he was given more chances he would have done good....he was just shy I guess.
Hero - I hate the name but loved him but he did a shit last performance with Dana Dearmond. Just awkward ...but it showed he had potential to pull off a lot of different positions! 
Donnie - He did fantastic in his final scene ...which is why he won! Plus he has a hot body. I mean come on!


Crazy weird Asian sex toys!!!

So I want to start with this one which was labeled as  traditional Japanese sex toy!
The about said it is made with the same traditional know how that has been pleasuring women in Kumamoto for centuries! It is a "cock dildo" made from a giant elephant ear whatever that is. Your to soak it in hot or cold water to soften it. It includes six "flower" accessories and tying string to tighten and wrap your dildo! 
All I can say is WTF!
I would NOT put this in me!


The second I accually kind of like. I would try it!! Just wish it was robotic and would move back and forth...oh wait it will be on my finger, I could do that. OH WAIT why aren't I just using my own finger!?!?!

The next one is kind of cute, you can dress as your favorite anime character...and actually look just like her! It is like a full body suite for those people who are into masking....and personality I think this is WAY better looking then the suites those maskers wear, those are creepy, at least this is cute!


Friday, October 14, 2016

Rabbit45

So I discovered this cutie somehow in my internet searching for toys to review and I obviously fell in love with it!

 But unfortunately for me I learned that they apparently are doing so well on their own without needing any reviewers that they aren't sending out any samples to bloggers which is a bummer because I frickin' love how adorable and badass it is!!! I really would love to read a review on it by someone....but of course I would rather test one and be the first and only to write one!! But still I would love for there to be more on it out there!!

All there is for a website is http://www.inthemood.com/

It is all pretty secretive to get one!

But this is what I was able to find out about this beauty...oh and if you want one it is $180 and has a 5 year warranty!
The man who you contact to get the toy, is the Vice President of  www.smashpictures.com so I guess this is something he made on the side!


Vixen Mustang Royale


Wow I can't even put into words how in love with this toy I am. I had never experienced duel density before getting 'him' but boy, oh boy was I missing out. I wasn't a fan of dildos before meeting this toy! They were always hard and boring or painful. Nothing like having sex with a real man, and that is why I would buy a dildo that resembles a penis, to have it feel like being with a man!
But none of them could do the trick and I would rather just go find a dude to bang, then to pull a toy out of a drawer and that was a problem especially when I had a boyfriend who was in prison when I wanted dick, I would have to cheat on him to get my dick fix, because my alternative was insufficient!
No longer do I have a boyfriend that goes on prison vacations, but sometimes I want something in my greedy little cunt, and he isn't home. I text him that I am horny, but it doesn't lure him home that second. My pussy is throbbing and aching and just begging to be stuffed. I rub myself keeping it occupied and keeping myself wet hoping he will show up and satisfy my craving, but atlas he is busy working on something and unable to come and play with me at my every beckon call and then what is a slutty girl who is loyal to do? Just let my pussy calm down and do nothing? Humph, not anymore! Now that I got my boy toy mr. mustang! I just unwrap him from the bandanna I keep him stored in (so everything doesn't get stuck to him) and I go to town!
So now that I have expressed my love I want to say my fantasy I have and then I'll go into product deets and the actual get down on it!
So my fantasy...(I will keep it quick) This toy is made for harnesses and it has these little bumps on the back that are supposed to massage your pussy when you use this as a strap-on! Well I want to find a girl, and tag team her with my boyfriend! Let him get a blowjob while I fuck her and we can high five each other like hommies, over her back! Eiffel tower!! Ok, that's it. That is my fantasy and he is so down with it, just all I need is the girl! haha.

Alright so now to get serious and get down to business reviewing this beautiful wonderful addition to my life!
I would give this a 9.5 out of 10 stars!! I love everything about it, the size, how it is the perfect mix of soft and firm, how it looks, how it feels! It is perfect. The only thing that would make this even better was if it was the regular Mustang that has the suction bottom, so I could stick it to the shower wall. But it is fine I do well holding it. I also sit it on the bed and ride it. I take bathes with it. If I do cam shows this is my go to blow-job dick!!! I love this toy!!! The model I have the Royale has the saddle base, which is basically special lumps on the bottom for when you wear it in a harness, it will stimulate your lady bits. Now I have not tried using it that way, but I have placed it up against my bits and kind of stimulated that situation and I suppose it does the trick....it is definitely a whole lot better then some flat silicone piece just sitting there, at least this is giving you some action!!! They also make the Vixenaire model of the mustang, which has the saddle base but this one inflates and pulsates. But that is how good this dildo is, they make 3 different models of it! Now on to size, if you are a size queen then this toy is NOT for you. It will not be large enough. But for the average female this will be perfect. I think this would even work well for beginners!
The mustang comes in a verity of lovely colors, Vanilla (which I have, caramel, chocolate, flour-a-pink, and tie-bright! It is $114 well spent! 6-1/2 inches long with a 1-5/8 diameter! 100% silicone. Duel density, non-porous, can be boiled for 3min to clean or washed with soap and water, and this toy has a life time warranty!!! Worth it!!!
Buy this beauty from Vixen-Creations right here!!!
You won't regret it, at least I didn't! It is currently the best dildo I have ever used!!!

Clone-A-Pussy


So after having done the review of the clone-a-willy which I loved doing and even loved reviewing! I reached out to Clone-A-Willy and I got the Clone-A-Pussy for review!
I will say that they are a great company to work with and if you order with them you will get your item quite promptly. I feel like I got it almost overnight from when I spoke to them! So that is a good thing. The packaging that it came in was discrete, and shoot even the box for the item itself is pretty classy. Besides the name no one would really question it if they were to see this laying around!



The instructions were simply put on the back of the box and quite easy to follow.
This product did not come with a thermometer like the clone-a-willy. So I didn't feel the added pressure to make it the perfect temperature! 


The inside of the box once opened also had instructions written in it, a little more detailed.
I think this one did have the exact temperature written, but I decided to go with the simple instructions that said warm water!!!

COMES WITH:
-Jar of colored silicone
-Jar of clear silicone
-Algae molding power
-Stirring stick
-Black tray

YOU NEED:
-hot water
-measuring cup
-disposable mixing bowel/container/cup



MY INSTRUCTIONS:
  • Basically to make it all you need to do is grab your glass measuring cup and heat the water in your sink to a nice hot temperature. 
  • Get your pants and panties off, and shave if you want to. If you don't want to shave but you are worried about hair sticking I read to put a little bit of Vaseline on your hair!

(((I filled up my cup and opened the bag and then realized shoot I better shave. So I did that then re-filled the cup with hot water. You do NOT want to think of that after you already mix your mix or it will harden and you will have wasted it and would need to order more molding powder.)))
  •  Fill the cup to the 2/3 line and pour in the molding powder. Stir it up quickly the best you can and then pour it into the black molding tray. 
  • After that you are going to press your vagina into the mixture, make sure to get it all in there the best you can. Molding mix is going to over flow out of the tray a bit so make sure to do this over some card board or in the bathtub where you can easily clean it up!
  • Hold the tray in place for as long as needed, you will feel it hardening and the wetness going away and there is almost a feeling of it detaching from you. At that point I still stood there a little bit longer, kind of poked it with a finger. It felt solid so then I pulled it away from my vulva. 
  • You shouldn't really have anything stuck to you, maybe a little bit. I had a clump of the hardened mix in my butt crack. No matter you should probably rinse off.
  • I let the mold sit for like 20 min, then I got my disposable container for mixing the silicone!
  • Use your wooden stick to scrape all of the contents of both jars out into your container/cup/bowl and then mix them together!
  • Then pour mixture into your mold. 
I had issues with over flow so i made little walls between my mold and the tray, if you feel you are going to have a over flow issue then I would advise putting up some walls with plastic or foil before poring in the mix so you don't have a mess like I did.

  • Let it sit over night to harden. It says 24 hours. Mine was done sooner then that. But wait the 24 hours just to be sure!

                                                  
I had a hard time getting all my silicone mix where I wanted it at, and it also kept over flowing off the sides of the tray.

So I got plastic that accually came off the packaging and cut it and built little walls all around it, to keep all the silicone inside the tray! So that way I could get as much of it as I could covered. Since my vagina is basic, and doesn't have much going on. The high bit that wasn't getting covered was sort of the only thing worth seeing, since that is where my clit is and all that!
So I was kind of disappointed in myself  that I didn't press myself into the mold deeper, so that I wouldn't have this problem...but how was I to know!!!
Also I would have spread my lips a bit to get more of the inner labia going on's! So that my mold would have more to it then just fleshy mounds! 

Here is my finished product, it didn't come out as good as I would have liked. But I would definitely like to do it again now knowing what I know the next one would come out perfect!!! 

I definitely recommend all the clone-a products!! They are fun and sexy and make cute novelty presents for your partner especially if you are long distance! They also are something kind of fun to do together!!!!


BUY YOUR OWN AT http://clone-a-pussy.com/
You can also find them at Spencer's Gifts, Amazon, and probably your local sex shop or favorite online sex shop! 
They come in flesh tone, chocolate, pink 

Thursday, October 13, 2016

Sasha Grey CreamPie Pocket Pussy

So I decided I wanted to get myself a pocket pussy for my collection of sex toys, just to have around for video demonstrations and what not, and since I had a 50% off one item code for Adam and Eve I decided to check out the male stokers. Since I found myself the most appealed to the look of Sasha Grey's vulva, over any other choice they had, plus I am a fan of her. I decided to purchase the Sasha Grey one hole masturbation toy.



Since I do not have a penis I used my boyfriend as a stunt cock!!!
His statements on it were "Its not as good as the real thing, but would a sheep be any better? idk i don't want to find out." hahaha I don't even know what he meant by that statement, he was stoned, but he also said, "It isn't the same but it gets the job done" and "He prefers my hand to it, but wouldn't mind it for something different" Really his only complaint on it, is that pussy's are soft while still firm. These are too soft. If they did what they did with Vix skin duel density then these could be a great product. So perhaps put firmness around it on the outside and the soft stuff inside, like a reverse vikskin dildo! You would no longer be able to put it inside out to clean it. But i didn't do that to mine to clean it. I just filled up the pussy with some hot water multiple times and stuck my finger in and gushed the water out, swirled it around a few times, then messed with it till it was dry inside before storing it!

Fingering it was kind of erotic feeling, it is pretty life like looking especially for the price. If you want to experiment with a pocket pussy before going out and splurging on a fleshlight then this is the way to go! Also if you arn't to keen on the idea of cumming in it and just rinsing it out, it is almost affordable enough that you could just use this once or twice and dump it and get a new one!!



This toy is make out of Ultra-Skyn. But another site says Ur3 for life like feel and  contains sil-a-gel for anti-bacterial and to help it keep it in tip top shape. So not sure if they are one and the same but they claim this is body safe and phthalate free TPE
This toy is made by DocJohnson and it is part of their all star porn stars collection!
This toy is 2.5 inches wide and 5.3 inches long with 4.8 insertable length!
The single opening creates suction for a pleasant sensation, and to intensify the suction squeeze out excess air after insertion!
It has a textured grip for better control, and the inside is ribbed for sensation!

They also make her mouth, and the 2 fuck hole one which has a vagina on one end and a bum-hole on the other end! The cream pie pussy one that I purchased goes for about $10-25 depending on where you decide to buy it. Like I said I got mine on Adam and Eve, but they have them at Spencer's Gifts, Amazon, and I'm sure most other sex stores.

Overall for the price of this toy, I think it is good quality and I would give this a 7.5/10


(I will post more pictures of it later, right now I took photos from amazon. I threw away the box mine came in due to a bed bug infection and this was near there nest)

VulvaLoveLovely - Neat Website!

I discovered this lovely website called vulvalovelovely and they make vulva art mostly jewelry. They also will do custom pieces based off of your lady bits!!!

I think this website is wonderful for female empowerment, and she makes the vulva's so beautiful and fun that is makes it hard not to love your bits! Personality I find the ones with the larger labia to be more beautiful in her pieces then the ones with the smaller labia. Which I find great because in studies so many people think that a small labia is more attractive or normal, based off of what is shown on film and magazines and her pieces make you feel the opposite way! I have one of those vulvas with the small labia tucked inside all neat, and I thought it was just perfect and beautiful. But when I went to go and get a art piece made I was thinking well that would be just boring, and opted to get one of the pre-made pieces with the larger labia that I found to be so beautiful!!!

Check out her site though it is fantastic, she makes beetle-juice themed pieces, snow queen themed, fruit themed, flowers, shells, or just plain ol' natural!!! Basically you can make your vulva however you would like, however you feel it would look the most lovely!!!
Instead of a necklace you could just get a portrait piece to display in your home, or painted nesting dolls. You could get your partner a belt buckle with your lady bits displayed on it!!!
She also makes plushies, vegan soap, and tea. Also she has cute underwear that has are insides sewn on the outside, which would actually be great to wear in front of a womens health class to show where the fallopian tubes are located!

Check her out she is super neat!!! http://www.vulvalovelovely.com/

and if you want to check out her youtube on what she does you can find that here!!!

Friday, July 15, 2016

Girlvert by Ashley Blue


 Gosh, nothing I could possibly say could express my feelings about this book. It is the most fantastic, heart breaking, disturbing, wonderful thing I have read in years! I have very few books I call favorites...Candy by Luke Davis, Requiem For a Dream by Hubert Selby Jr, and now Girlvert by Ashley Blue. Who would have thought that a hardcore porn star could write something so beautiful, and soul touching? It is wonderful!!!
  I relate to a lot of the statements she makes about not being able to tell people no, and there for being pressured to do things she doesn't want to, because of that inability. I have been in that situation so many times and like her people know of that weakness/inability and use it to their advantage.
  I also can understand the feeling of pain she felt from having an addict parent. She was raised in a situation similar to a few ex boyfriends of mine, and I had to suffer their mothers who were just the worse. I would see the harm they would cause in their children lives and I just felt for her!!
Her boyfriend, he was a real piece of work, using her love for him against him to get his way, and the porn they were doing to guilt her into doing something. I know men like that and it is awful and she was so young and naive and in love and on drugs that she couldn't see what he was doing, and boy have a been there. Doing for men things I didn't want to, because if not then they wouldn't love me anymore. (They never really did)
 Then the porn stories, like her experience with Khan Tusion nearly choking her to death, and then her gang bang that was just to much for her body to take, causing her to faint later at Whole Foods!! Eating cum from 8 guys one by one with a cold spoon and having to hold it all in her mouth, her details sometimes make you want to get sick for her, that is how good this book is! This book makes you want to puke, get angry, cry, and hug her. I've also felt the need to google certain videos, and I have even felt the desire to try odd things, like sticking my hand down my throat. I also kind of want to try to fist my pussy, since she was able to fist her own ass. But really I have never read a book that make me feel so many feels, most bring anger and tears but no more then that! This book brings makes you feel all the feelings of human emotion. I am not one who feels compassion or empathy. But boy this book made me feel those, feelings I never thought I was capable of feeling!
  Just reading her story made me think, just wow! She has been thru and suffered everything, and she is still so happy and amazing. This woman is just the most fantastic human being, when you watch her in interviews!!! She has been thru so much, but she doesn't blame any one, she doesn't talk shit or hate the industry or the bad people who had harmed her. She is just amazing!
I will recommend this book to everyone!

Friday, May 20, 2016

A Toy Story.

I don't know what this is, or what its name is...but I do know that I do not like it at all.  It is too skinny to get any vaginal pleasure from it what so ever, so I did not try....and two hard and long to want to stick it in my butt, that was accually the first thing I thought about doing with it, but it doesn't have a flared base to keep from getting sucked in, and it just really doesn't seem appealing at all.
I found it in a drawer in my boyfriends room, he doesn't know if it was left by an ex, or if it was something that belonged to an ex of one of his brothers, or maybe it was his mothers? Who knows we don't know, but I am not one to let go sex toys go to waste I didn't want to throw it away. So I washed it, and I put battery's in it, and accually for being something that probably cost $5 the motor was not so bad, I accually wouldn't mind using this to stick into a clone a willy to make it vibrate vs the one the clone a willy comes with.
But in the end I just gave this away to some poor, for lack of a better word 'white trash', tweeker that lives on my street! She came over one day asking me for sex toys, because she heard I did reviews. I guess she was horny. So I gave her a bag of trash ones, cheap ones from Walgreen's and Spencer's that I never touch! That was my good deed...helping out the less fortunate and horny and this toy I really had no desire to stick into my body, found a home!

Kink Craft Paracord Handcuff Kit

So Kink Craft is a fun little company that sends you supply's and you get the instructions from their site and you make your own sexy time toys!!! So if you are the crafty sort this may be right up your alley. I do love crafting so I was stoked on this!!! I accually won it in a giveaway Joanne Reviews was having...I wanted this fun clear dildo that had rainbow cubes inside, but hey this is what I got, and I am just grateful to have won something. This was accually the first thing I ever won, like ever!!! In my whole 28 years of existence!!! So I am stoked on that!!!

So this came in a beautiful purple box, wrapped in a purple ribbon and stuffed with pink tissue paper!! It came with a card with a code and website for getting your instructional video. A wooden stick which i still have not found out the use for, para cord, and a plastic clip! Mine also came with Joanne's super cute business card, but yours won't!!!

Now the hardest part for me, was trying to get the instructional video!! There was a lot of different options when it came to this handcuff kit, different string length and what not, and I didn't know exactly which one this was! Plus for the first couple days of trying I was going to the completely wrong area to get the video! Now if you accually order your kit from them it comes with the video and you should not have the issue I had, I think it was only this way because I had won it from a second party and it didn't just come directly from them! Maybe when you order you will get your video access right then!?! But hey I don't know, but lets hope so!!!

 I basically gave up on trying to get my instructional video, because I wanted it right here and now! So I figured you can find anything on the internet, and I found a tutorial on you tube for making para-cord bracelets this is what I wanted to learn the stitch! Now this did not help me to make the hand cuffs because it did not tell me where to put the metal ring that makes this separate into the two cuffs. But I did wind up with a bitching dog collar!

I did end up emailing kink craft and they respond super quick and I got my issue resolved and got my actual instructional video!So know that they have great customer service! So I do need to go back and undo a few stitches on my "collar" to get to the point where I can add the metal ring and then re-stitch it and finish it up!!! 

This is an easy to do project if your into this sort of thing, I love learning new crafting skills; crochet, chain stitch, finger knit, everything new and different is fun if I am good at it!!! I was good at this I caught on pretty quick, though I kept forgetting which direction I was supposed to go next so I kept the video playing as I would do it, and fast forward and rewind as necessary! 

These also will make for a nice tough pair of handcuffs, the rope is real firm when stitched up. So it would be nice and tough but not painful like a metal handcuff can get. If you have seen the bracelets at the store and tried them on you would get an idea of how these would feel as a handcuff! 

The fun thing about this kit, is you could totally buy a second one and make this a project to do with your kids, have them make some friendship bracelets while you make your handcuffs & really it is not obvious what you are making so it would be a fun thing to do with the kids!!! & If you are into collars or have a pet, you could totally do what I did and make yourself a collar!!

Check out KinkCraft for some other fun projects
Make your own flogger, or whip,or handcuffs, and they are also coming up with some fun vinyl projects so make sure to check them out and support their cute company!!!
and check out Joanna's Reviews her blog is really nice and she does reviews of some super neat toys!
Opening up my box of treasure!


The start of the stitch 

                                                            I am getting somewhere!!!

Sunday, April 24, 2016

public sex fantasy...dogging!!!

So I have always loved to have sex in public. In my car in the park, on my car in the mountains, sex on the beach, sex in the grass in a field. In front of friends at a party. I love having people watch it turns me on, and the possibility of getting caught, mmmm that really gets my panties wet.
Sex is so sexy I feel so sexy and empowered when my pussy engulfs my mans cock. I love when I am on top, I enjoy watching in a mirror, I love seeing it and watching it slideing in and out. If I love the view I am sure others do to. I just love putting on a show, I do it for me, cuz I feel sexy!! I want people to see and think, "damn that man is lucky his chick is a sexy nympho! Why cant i find that?!?" Or women to be like, "what a lucky gal she is, her mans cock and his body, wow! Not to mention the way he makes love to her! I wish I had that!" I want to do webcam shows. Sell my home videos on the web. I want to be seen butt naked, with a cock ramming me.

Soooo needless to say when I was watching the Sunny Megatron's show on showtime and discovered Dogging I was interested! That is something I want to do!!! A new experience! A chance to maybe find another chick to fuck with us and also have sex in public ohh yehh!!
Now I definitely don't know if this is an american thing?!? I haven't heard of it before her show. But perhaps now that I have, if I searched?!?! I am into sex in public, and putting on a show!!! But I sure don't want to end up as a registered sex offender, for having sex in public! But it would be fun to show up at one of these events or start my own!! and if I see someone of interest get them to join?!? Hmmm perhaps one day I will go about doing this, then I will have a interesting story to tell!! ;-)

Saturday, February 13, 2016

love honey sensual glass g spot dildo

I absolutely love this glass toy by lovehoney! At first I was one of those dummies who thought, "oh no glass is fragile what if it chips and I get a cut?" But this is borosilicate glass, and we all know pyrex glass it is sturdy as f**k, and really no breaking it going to happen!
Glass is amazing, especially if your a fan of temperature play like I am. I keep this bad boy in the freezer all the time, so when I wanna play its already ice cold and ready to go!! It does warm up from your body in time, but it stays cold for a pretty decent about of time!!
This is a double headed toy and great for texture or g spot stimulation. Also the fact that there is a barrier on the bumpy side tells me it'd be great for anal play if that's your thing!
Personality I only bought it for hitting my gspot while solo or while my partner is going down on me! I did stick in the other side once but really its not my get down, I don't like the bumpy and prefer it as a handle and boy does it make a great handle, your not gonna slip and loose your grip while getting nutty on your gspot! I chose this toy because it is hard with a good curve like the infamous njoy pure wand, but way more affordable! Also I have been eyeing glass toys since seeing someone bang herself with one in a porno when I was 17, and it just looked so pretty and classy!
I love that it is so easily cleaned, and that I can use any lube on it! This would be a great addition to any toy collection! My idea of the most perfect simple collection would include 1 glass, 1 duel density dildo, and one wand with attachments for all occasions! Boom, done perfect ready for all sexy situations! For around $300 you can have variety and versatility, and really not have to take up a ton of room storing them!

This toy is 8.5' inches 5' inch insertable 5.75' circumference! This sexy toy only costed me $20 because I got it on a sale, but it regularly goes for $30 Buy it here I can't wait to try more glass toys in the future!
                                                   Burrr, this baby is super cold and frosty!!

Giveaways!!!

This lovely lady is giving away your choice item from the lovehoney desire collection!!
They look like good quality items I am hoping to win the wand!!
Try your luck at winning something good!!!
http://kinkybikermom.com/2016/01/16/giveaway-your-desire-collection-choice/

Also my favorite blogger Miss Ruby Reviews is having a Vibease giveaway, pink or purple!!
I am hopping to win this beautiful toy!! Since there is two you should try to win too, there is 16days left to win!  http://missrubyreviews.com/review-vibease/ you can read her review on it here!!
and try to win one here,  http://bit.ly/1K5Eowy

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

My 2 favorite pornstars

Bonnie Rotten and James Dean!! Hot damn who can think up a better combo?? That is like one I wished was real...then I looked on porn hub, and hot damn it is!!!
Bondage Fantasy has it all, everything to get you nice and wet!! It has a cowboy type feel to it, and our favorite tattooed hottie, bondage, squirting, anal, vaginal!

But what has kind of ruined this film for me is reading that Bonnie wasn't having a good time filming this, and that this is the 2nd and last time this dynamic duo will work together since James is foul which is a shame, and kind of makes it a little hard to want to masturbate to this...but fuck what can I say, I can resist! James may or may not be a piece of shit. At first I thought chicks were just hating, trying to ruin his career. But now a female I respect, (not saying i don't respect the others I am sure they are great, I just don't know anything about them) and who has no reason to destroy his image (like his exes may have) is speaking out! Now I know that these allegations have some truth, at the very least he is a disrespectful douche!

Thank goodness this is only my second favorite film. Not my first. my real all time love is a supercult icarus line video, but I can't get it to play on any of my devices, which is a shame! Ain't nothing like it, I love art porn! I need to find some new favorites so it seems! If you know of anything that is artsy porn let me know!!

LUSH life

Lady's I advise that you take a relaxing bath once a week. Play with yourself, savor the smell good, have a drink, light a candle! Love yourself!!! It is so important to do, spending quality time with just you.

Shoot if your tub is large enough take a bath with your partner massage each others backs or feet.
Just savor the moment and enjoy each other!

I have fell in love with LUSH products, they are pricey but so worth it the feeling of calm I get from using a great bath bomb, and the softness I get from the moisturizers in the product, and the amazing smell that it adds to my flesh. I never feel as sexy as I do after a LUSH bath!!

Treat yourself, I recommend it to everyone! Plus who wouldn't want to soak in something with no chemicals that is not only luxurious, but also brightly colored!!

I totally enjoying bringing my partner into the bath with me or bringing my toy to play with myself in the tub, cleaning myself in the process with the essential oil filled water! (probably not great for my ph) After a bath in this because I smell so great I love to go and hop on my hunnys lap and start kissing on him, or just love on myself because I smell so good and my skin is so soft that I can't help but touch myself!!!

So check Lush Cosmetics out, and treat yourself!