Sasha Grey CreamPie Pocket Pussy

So I decided I wanted to get myself a pocket pussy for my collection of sex toys, just to have around for video demonstrations and what not, and since I had a 50% off one item code for Adam and Eve I decided to check out the male stokers. Since I found myself the most appealed to the look of Sasha Grey's vulva, over any other choice they had, plus I am a fan of her. I decided to purchase the Sasha Grey one hole masturbation toy.

Since I do not have a penis I used my boyfriend as a stunt cock!!!
His statements on it were "Its not as good as the real thing, but would a sheep be any better? idk i don't want to find out." hahaha I don't even know what he meant by that statement, he was stoned, but he also said, "It isn't the same but it gets the job done" and "He prefers my hand to it, but wouldn't mind it for something different" Really his only complaint on it, is that pussy's are soft while still firm. These are too soft. If they did what they did with Vix skin duel density then these could be a great product. So perhaps put firmness around it on the outside and the soft stuff inside, like a reverse vikskin dildo! You would no longer be able to put it inside out to clean it. But i didn't do that to mine to clean it. I just filled up the pussy with some hot water multiple times and stuck my finger in and gushed the water out, swirled it around a few times, then messed with it till it was dry inside before storing it!

Fingering it was kind of erotic feeling, it is pretty life like looking especially for the price. If you want to experiment with a pocket pussy before going out and splurging on a fleshlight then this is the way to go! Also if you arn't to keen on the idea of cumming in it and just rinsing it out, it is almost affordable enough that you could just use this once or twice and dump it and get a new one!!

This toy is make out of Ultra-Skyn. But another site says Ur3 for life like feel and  contains sil-a-gel for anti-bacterial and to help it keep it in tip top shape. So not sure if they are one and the same but they claim this is body safe and phthalate free TPE
This toy is made by DocJohnson and it is part of their all star porn stars collection!
This toy is 2.5 inches wide and 5.3 inches long with 4.8 insertable length!
The single opening creates suction for a pleasant sensation, and to intensify the suction squeeze out excess air after insertion!
It has a textured grip for better control, and the inside is ribbed for sensation!

They also make her mouth, and the 2 fuck hole one which has a vagina on one end and a bum-hole on the other end! The cream pie pussy one that I purchased goes for about $10-25 depending on where you decide to buy it. Like I said I got mine on Adam and Eve, but they have them at Spencer's Gifts, Amazon, and I'm sure most other sex stores.

Overall for the price of this toy, I think it is good quality and I would give this a 7.5/10


(I will post more pictures of it later, right now I took photos from amazon. I threw away the box mine came in due to a bed bug infection and this was near there nest)

VulvaLoveLovely - Neat Website!

I discovered this lovely website called vulvalovelovely and they make vulva art mostly jewelry. They also will do custom pieces based off of your lady bits!!!

I think this website is wonderful for female empowerment, and she makes the vulva's so beautiful and fun that is makes it hard not to love your bits! Personality I find the ones with the larger labia to be more beautiful in her pieces then the ones with the smaller labia. Which I find great because in studies so many people think that a small labia is more attractive or normal, based off of what is shown on film and magazines and her pieces make you feel the opposite way! I have one of those vulvas with the small labia tucked inside all neat, and I thought it was just perfect and beautiful. But when I went to go and get a art piece made I was thinking well that would be just boring, and opted to get one of the pre-made pieces with the larger labia that I found to be so beautiful!!!

Check out her site though it is fantastic, she makes beetle-juice themed pieces, snow queen themed, fruit themed, flowers, shells, or just plain ol' natural!!! Basically you can make your vulva however you would like, however you feel it would look the most lovely!!!
Instead of a necklace you could just get a portrait piece to display in your home, or painted nesting dolls. You could get your partner a belt buckle with your lady bits displayed on it!!!
She also makes plushies, vegan soap, and tea. Also she has cute underwear that has are insides sewn on the outside, which would actually be great to wear in front of a womens health class to show where the fallopian tubes are located!

Check her out she is super neat!!! http://www.vulvalovelovely.com/

and if you want to check out her youtube on what she does you can find that here!!!

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A Toy Story.

I don't know what this is, or what its name is...but I do know that I do not like it at all.  It is too skinny to get any vaginal pleasure from it what so ever, so I did not try....and two hard and long to want to stick it in my butt, that was accually the first thing I thought about doing with it, but it doesn't have a flared base to keep from getting sucked in, and it just really doesn't seem appealing at all.
I found it in a drawer in my boyfriends room, he doesn't know if it was left by an ex, or if it was something that belonged to an ex of one of his brothers, or maybe it was his mothers? Who knows we don't know, but I am not one to let go sex toys go to waste I didn't want to throw it away. So I washed it, and I put battery's in it, and accually for being something that probably cost $5 the motor was not so bad, I accually wouldn't mind using this to stick into a clone a willy to make it vibrate vs the one the clone a willy comes with.
But in the end I just gave this away to some poor, for lack of a better word 'white trash', tweeker that lives on my street! She came over one day asking me for sex toys, because she heard I did reviews. I guess she was horny. So I gave her a bag of trash ones, cheap ones from Walgreen's and Spencer's that I never touch! That was my good deed...helping out the less fortunate and horny and this toy I really had no desire to stick into my body, found a home!

Kink Craft Paracord Handcuff Kit

So Kink Craft is a fun little company that sends you supply's and you get the instructions from their site and you make your own sexy time toys!!! So if you are the crafty sort this may be right up your alley. I do love crafting so I was stoked on this!!! I accually won it in a giveaway Joanne Reviews was having...I wanted this fun clear dildo that had rainbow cubes inside, but hey this is what I got, and I am just grateful to have won something. This was accually the first thing I ever won, like ever!!! In my whole 28 years of existence!!! So I am stoked on that!!!

So this came in a beautiful purple box, wrapped in a purple ribbon and stuffed with pink tissue paper!! It came with a card with a code and website for getting your instructional video. A wooden stick which i still have not found out the use for, para cord, and a plastic clip! Mine also came with Joanne's super cute business card, but yours won't!!!

Now the hardest part for me, was trying to get the instructional video!! There was a lot of different options when it came to this handcuff kit, different string length and what not, and I didn't know exactly which one this was! Plus for the first couple days of trying I was going to the completely wrong area to get the video! Now if you accually order your kit from them it comes with the video and you should not have the issue I had, I think it was only this way because I had won it from a second party and it didn't just come directly from them! Maybe when you order you will get your video access right then!?! But hey I don't know, but lets hope so!!!

 I basically gave up on trying to get my instructional video, because I wanted it right here and now! So I figured you can find anything on the internet, and I found a tutorial on you tube for making para-cord bracelets this is what I wanted to learn the stitch! Now this did not help me to make the hand cuffs because it did not tell me where to put the metal ring that makes this separate into the two cuffs. But I did wind up with a bitching dog collar!

I did end up emailing kink craft and they respond super quick and I got my issue resolved and got my actual instructional video!So know that they have great customer service! So I do need to go back and undo a few stitches on my "collar" to get to the point where I can add the metal ring and then re-stitch it and finish it up!!! 

This is an easy to do project if your into this sort of thing, I love learning new crafting skills; crochet, chain stitch, finger knit, everything new and different is fun if I am good at it!!! I was good at this I caught on pretty quick, though I kept forgetting which direction I was supposed to go next so I kept the video playing as I would do it, and fast forward and rewind as necessary! 

These also will make for a nice tough pair of handcuffs, the rope is real firm when stitched up. So it would be nice and tough but not painful like a metal handcuff can get. If you have seen the bracelets at the store and tried them on you would get an idea of how these would feel as a handcuff! 

The fun thing about this kit, is you could totally buy a second one and make this a project to do with your kids, have them make some friendship bracelets while you make your handcuffs & really it is not obvious what you are making so it would be a fun thing to do with the kids!!! & If you are into collars or have a pet, you could totally do what I did and make yourself a collar!!

Check out KinkCraft for some other fun projects

Make your own flogger, or whip,or handcuffs, and they are also coming up with some fun vinyl projects so make sure to check them out and support their cute company!!!

https://kinkcraft.co/

and check out Joanna's Reviews her blog is really nice and she does reviews of some super neat toys!

Opening up my box of treasure!

The start of the stitch 

                                                            I am getting somewhere!!!

public sex fantasy...dogging!!!

So I have always loved to have sex in public. In my car in the park, on my car in the mountains, sex on the beach, sex in the grass in a field. In front of friends at a party. I love having people watch it turns me on, and the possibility of getting caught, mmmm that really gets my panties wet.
Sex is so sexy I feel so sexy and empowered when my pussy engulfs my mans cock. I love when I am on top, I enjoy watching in a mirror, I love seeing it and watching it slideing in and out. If I love the view I am sure others do to. I just love putting on a show, I do it for me, cuz I feel sexy!! I want people to see and think, "damn that man is lucky his chick is a sexy nympho! Why cant i find that?!?" Or women to be like, "what a lucky gal she is, her mans cock and his body, wow! Not to mention the way he makes love to her! I wish I had that!" I want to do webcam shows. Sell my home videos on the web. I want to be seen butt naked, with a cock ramming me.

Soooo needless to say when I was watching the Sunny Megatron's show on showtime and discovered Dogging I was interested! That is something I want to do!!! A new experience! A chance to maybe find another chick to fuck with us and also have sex in public ohh yehh!!
Now I definitely don't know if this is an american thing?!? I haven't heard of it before her show. But perhaps now that I have, if I searched?!?! I am into sex in public, and putting on a show!!! But I sure don't want to end up as a registered sex offender, for having sex in public! But it would be fun to show up at one of these events or start my own!! and if I see someone of interest get them to join?!? Hmmm perhaps one day I will go about doing this, then I will have a interesting story to tell!! ;-)

SINFUL SUNDAY - eve